2026 draft report · slot 2 of 10 · 15 picks
Maria
Every pick Tortured Butt(ker) Department made, in order, with how far the player fell or was reached for against where his 2025 PPR rank among the rated picks was taken. It scores who fell, not who was right — the season that would say whether a pick worked out is the one after this draft, and it has not been played.
Draft value
14 rated+3summed across
14 rated picks
14 rated picks
Board finish6 of 10
2025 PPR, rated picks2,600
No 2025 season to rank1 pick
The picks, in order
15 picks total
| Grade | Player | Value |
|---|---|---|
| C | 2025 PPR ranked him 3rd among the rated picks; that rank went 3rd overall, and he went 2nd — inside a round either way. | −1 |
| F | 2025 PPR ranked him 88th among the rated picks; that rank went 96th overall, and he went 19th — 7.7 rounds early. | −77 |
| F | 2025 PPR ranked him 96th among the rated picks; that rank went 107th overall, and he went 22nd — 8.5 rounds early. | −85 |
| F | 2025 PPR ranked him 60th among the rated picks; that rank went 61st overall, and he went 39th — 2.2 rounds early. | −22 |
| F | 2025 PPR ranked him 86th among the rated picks; that rank went 94th overall, and he went 42nd — 5.2 rounds early. | −52 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 13th among the rated picks; that rank went 13th overall, and he went 59th — 4.6 rounds later. | +46 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 37th among the rated picks; that rank went 38th overall, and he went 62nd — 2.4 rounds later. | +24 |
| F | 2025 PPR ranked him 127th among the rated picks; that rank went 143rd overall, and he went 79th — 6.4 rounds early. | −64 |
| — | A team defence, and there is no 2025 PPR line to rank one against. | — |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 70th among the rated picks; that rank went 72nd overall, and he went 99th — 2.7 rounds later. | +27 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 76th among the rated picks; that rank went 79th overall, and he went 102nd — 2.3 rounds later. | +23 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 79th among the rated picks; that rank went 83rd overall, and he went 119th — 3.6 rounds later. | +36 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 92nd among the rated picks; that rank went 102nd overall, and he went 122nd — 2 rounds later. | +20 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 75th among the rated picks; that rank went 78th overall, and he went 139th — 6.1 rounds later. | +61 |
| A | 2025 PPR ranked him 72nd among the rated picks; that rank went 75th overall, and he went 142nd — 6.7 rounds later. | +67 |